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Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.
“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”
by Fuckedous March 15, 2018
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White Stone

A world wide group of white people that are desperate for love life
I saw a white stone trying to seduce a guy yesterday.
by Ilikeitbigilikeitchonky July 19, 2019
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Putting Stones

Rockhounds definition of a golf ball. Also a typo for a pudding stone.
I keep finding putting stones, but no agates, petoskeys, or pudding stones
by Lousypirate July 27, 2022
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stone sack

A stoner so brain fried that they're about as useful as a sack of stones
"Wow, Nancy sure has turned into a stone sack."
by Lowkey.cat July 26, 2017
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Stone Sword Mentality

The mentality of never giving up even though you know you are going to lose over, and over, and over again.
"Look at PrinceZam, hes rushing his enemies even though he knows hes going to lose, that is a pure example of Stone Sword Mentality.
by TransFemGaymer July 16, 2023
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