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The meaning to be salty is to be ashy for example when you make someone mad they get salty otherwise know as Ashy
AHAHA you lied about Chantel.
NO I DIDN'T!
WOW! why so "Ashy"? Salty
by SmallNipplesGreg June 8, 2015
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Salty Beaver

Having a salty beaver is referring to females having salty pussy lips or in the male version salty beaver references a male having a salty penis tip
That girl had a salty beaver shit was nasty

That guy’s beaver was salty
by Salty beaver March 17, 2022
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Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025
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Salty Morea

A women who yells at everyone because she can and is never happy.
"I just got yelled at by that Salty Morea"
by Name_Changer April 15, 2016
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salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob
My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.
by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023
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Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.
Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
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a salty dolphin

Tha act of taking a creampie in the anis and farting it out while clapping and making dolphin noises
The thi ladyboy let me give him a salty dolphin for 15 bucks
by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
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