A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.
I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!
by MikesQueen October 17, 2015
Get the Road Testmug. The intense explosion that occurs when the attacker, generally a tractor trailor, meets an unwary wilderness creature, the victim.
by GearMonkey June 20, 2009
Get the road rapemug. 
A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010
Get the Dutch Road Runnermug. In the city of Melbourne, country road bags are everywhere! They are usually worn by 12-16 year old males who desperately plea their mother for weeks to get this ridiculous bag. If you got one, you probaly got one because you want to be popular and hang out with the trendy losers.
Me: Look at those guys with the country road bags coming out of that train!
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...
by cl4viin July 23, 2009
Get the Country Road Bagmug. by KEATONANDGEAR November 29, 2017
Get the Texas Road Signmug. Alabama Road Train is the act of towing a motor vehicle on a large trailer with a 2nd or 3rd trailer being towed by the car/trailer combo in front of it. This highly dangerous act is mostly performed by rednecks who watched one show of Outback Truckers and decide it's safe to copy the Australians with there clapped out F250s.
My mate Billy Bob asked me to help move house, he bought his Alabama Road Train with him, I took my own car.
by Painishuman December 30, 2016
Get the Alabama Road Trainmug.