perfect

a girl who doesn't fart

Jessica is perfect because she never farts.

by beeeeeeeboy June 7, 2011

Perfectional

Someone who thinks they are always perfect. They're professional at being perfect.

Bob You never make any mistakes and you're always right. You're a perfectional

by Curtmac18 December 7, 2016

Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

by edd_bruh June 7, 2018

the perfect storm

When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.

Shit man that was fast!!! Dude I had the perfect storm....yea I just dropped one...NO WAY

by Surf Taco January 18, 2010

miss perfect patty

Someone who people try to pick on and bring them down because they "seem" perfect(good grades, boyfriend, gorgeous, great sense of style) but in reality the person goes through a lot of bullshit and people make it worse

Wow she's miss perfect patty

by miss perfect patty December 27, 2016

Beyond perfect

Someone who is too damn perfect she's a goddess

Liyana is beyond perfect and she defines it.

by mwabws May 19, 2018

Perfection group

Most Perfection groups are myspace whores whose main goal in life is to get as many friends on their myspace as possible. They often suffer from the delusion that deathly thin is in. Members are often Anorexic or Bulemic. Most are scene and/or emo posers.

Top groups are Perfection Dolls, VIP, and other Perfection Trains. These groups promote eating disorders such as Anorexia and Bulemia often referred to as Ana or Mia. They claim to be elite, envied, and hated by anyone not like them. They all claim individuality and yet they all look alike.

There are other groups out there such as Dysfucntion Freaks that accept anyone and teach beauty comes from within. The owner is a heavy set female from the US called Crispy Owl. She doesn't give her real name, unlike some of the others that lead groups. All of these groups are on Myspace.

Perfection groups are a fad, they will eventually die out. If you chose to become a member of one, choose carefully and please think about what eating disorders do to your body.

by Freak off the leash April 6, 2008