Pizza Nerd

An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.

It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!

Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.

BEWARE OF THE PIZZA NERDS! D:

by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010

Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.

boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"

by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010

Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"

Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?

by Art Mofo July 9, 2009

nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)

NERD JACKED! NERD DROP!

by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008

Raunchy Nerd

a raunchy guy who is a nerd... basically this guy is a nerd but a big time raunchy....

a guy who is a surgeon doing stem cell research n at the same time goes to strip clubs n hires hooker is a raunchy nerd...

a guy who want to watch the 'decisions that shook the world dvd' and read macbeth play on thanks givng break n plans of a raunchy date with an ethnic woman is a big time raunchy nerd...

by zimboflyer November 28, 2009

Nerd Meister

a person who is so smart and so nerdy they actually tutor another smart nerdy person

"Wow that guy is such a Nerd Meister, hes tutoring that girl, shes already a genius"

by shmilton November 30, 2009

nerd monster

a very intelligent individual with a low profile, a super smart person with credentials to prove it but doesn't give the impression of a ridiculously smart human being

You would never believe my dad is smart, but he's a total nerd monster.

by o diddy January 7, 2011