After lesbians inevitably move in together after just starting to date and immediately break up, the new-ex's belongings are swiftly put into garbage bags and put out on the front porch for them to collect without having to have yet another fight.
"Why's that garbage bag on the front porch?" "Oh, that's Carole's lesbian luggage. We broke up yesterday."
by ef.this September 17, 2019
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Person 1: Why does Marika get so nervous around other girls? She blushes and gets so fidgety around them.
Person 2: Dude, she's an unconscious lesbian.
Person 2: Dude, she's an unconscious lesbian.
by Matsun-tsunrin September 9, 2018
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Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.
John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John
by butterbabez May 6, 2017
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Person 1: Did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse!?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm participating in it right now!
Person 3: I'm participating I'm just restricted on following right now because I followed too quickly.
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Person 3: I'm participating I'm just restricted on following right now because I followed too quickly.
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