shit chewer

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.

'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'

by Mister Rat November 8, 2009

IMDB this shit

When you and your friends have a discrepancy about which actor/actress/director etc. was in any given movie. Also when you're convinced you've seen a famous person make a cameo before they were famous.

That was totally Ashley Tisdale in Donnie Darko. IMDB this shit right now!

by JisaToff January 26, 2011

orc shit

An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.

Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.

by specialk88 September 13, 2013

Highlighter shit

When you take a shit and you wipe your ass so many times and it just doesn’t stop staining the toilet paper, your asshole then becomes a highlighter due to the amount of wipes it takes to flawlessly clean your asshole.

Hey dan why were you in the bathroom so long? I had a highlighter shit.

by Sirk331 September 1, 2019

Piece of Shit

Someone who is the lowest level of human being imaginable.

Greg: Did you hear about Amber Heard?
Me: Yeah, she’s a piece of shit.

by BaxterCash November 13, 2020

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

by SadPepe December 10, 2018

Quiet Shitting

Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.

Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.

by RedBathTub June 30, 2023