hit the gooch

to go home

Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"

Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."

by speeeeze January 26, 2011

Hit the Yak

To do the best, full send, to commit

Jerry I’m going to hit the yak today l

by Sid Squid November 27, 2018

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005

hit the mark

puttin your dick in the pussy for the first time

"i hit the mark boys!"

by fentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 23, 2019

hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007

Hit the couch

As in "to hit the couch", to be banished to the couch due to a lapse of memory or otherwise infuriating action that annoys one's partner.

Josh very nearly hit the couch when it took him a couple tries to get his anniversary date correct.

by Smiley7o9 March 26, 2010

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011