giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

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National Give George A Hug Day

Every April 17th it is National Give George A Hug Day :)

Oh wow it's National Give George A Hug Day, I shall go give George a hug

by Doorhandler3000 April 8, 2021

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National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head

Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head

by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022

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I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022

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This really empowering phrase made after the man the myth the legend, Hamza. this phrase means that someone needs to calm down, like the phrase “take a chill pill” this phrase is used when someone is really pissed or angry.

Guy 1:

“ he has a penis up his butt lol”
Guy 2:

“laugh out loud 😹😹”
“Give bro some icecream”
Guy 1:
“That wasnt funny at all”

Give bro some ice cream means take a chill pill, or that is what people have studied.

by Getyogetback September 30, 2023

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