Four-Acre

When a person excretes excrement whilst taking it in the ass

I was nailing a chick in the ass when she Four-Acre'd me.

by ThatOneGuyFromTheSuperMarket August 19, 2011

Two by fouring

Driving your car over something that's not meant to be driven over. Usually causes significant damage to the vehicle.

You shoulda seen Rick two by fouring it over the train tracks last night.

by D. Y. Vetz December 8, 2020

Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.

"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."

by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016

four function phone

A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).

A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.

by lilhill April 4, 2010

Four Seasons

When rolling a blunt with 3 others contributing from their own supply. 4 Strains:1 Beezy

Me and the guys got together and pitched in to roll a fatty four seasons

by Sp0ng3b0ng_h3mppants June 24, 2019

Four fingers up

Four fingers up means you can fit four fingers in your ass

Damn he’s holding four fingers up! That thang must be grippy

by Charlesdickensom October 9, 2022

Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation

-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD

by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018