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Spring Egg

It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
by Franico March 27, 2010
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Crimson Egg

A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.
by ICantMakeCreativeMemes February 9, 2021
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Burnt Eggs

The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh
by Fit bitch August 6, 2017
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Boomer egg

When a young person is experiencing balding and is acting with boomer rage, thus resulting in him looking like an egg
Omg guys Tobi is such a boomer egg
by JRosey October 26, 2020
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Runny Egg

Where a man cracks an egg and pors the yolk down a Womens Vag, He then sticks his finger in her and Sters and swishes it around as fast as he can until the women is moaning very loud and squirts in the egg mixture. Then he will proceed to take a straw and drink it out of her while sticking his finger up her ass.
Yo i gave my girl a Runny Egg, last night it was fun.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
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saggy eggs

basically saggy eggs is someone who is very fat like someone from the hurst school whos tities are very saggy and long and she has a massive double chin and she cant go one day without eating food
saggy eggs' eggs are looking extra saggy
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
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dipping eggs

The dankest fucking kind of eggs in the world. i.e. over easy eggs
My grandma used to make the dopest dipping eggs in the world.
by Vallers January 21, 2018
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