by Ratchetpost April 9, 2020
Get the Ghetto Eggsmug. Where a man cracks an egg and pors the yolk down a Womens Vag, He then sticks his finger in her and Sters and swishes it around as fast as he can until the women is moaning very loud and squirts in the egg mixture. Then he will proceed to take a straw and drink it out of her while sticking his finger up her ass.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
Get the Runny Eggmug. Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.
by lambtron August 22, 2017
Get the Totality eggmug. Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!
Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol
Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol
by Jamesdamico June 5, 2017
Get the Egg Patrolmug. It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
by Franico March 27, 2010
Get the Spring Eggmug. The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh
by Fit bitch August 6, 2017
Get the Burnt Eggsmug. A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.
by ICantMakeCreativeMemes February 9, 2021
Get the Crimson Eggmug.