Buzzard Eggs

Colloquial term making reference to womens breast's, closely resembling the sound of the word bosoms.

Sitting in the church yesterday and couldn't even concentrate cause all them women dressed skimpy, buzzard eggs hanging out everywhere.

by ricohvius December 20, 2010

Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.

Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"

by Mashyyylalala May 15, 2011

time egg

A Time Egg is a Time Traveling Device that freezes time and temporarily halts the space-time continuum to perform a certain task usually replacing people, objects, or events depending on the situation to alter certain or particular events that have already happened. The reason being is to change history or achieve greater goals that are impossible to use without the device.

In Chrono Trigger, Gaspar the Guru of Time along with Spekkio allowed the time traveling heros to use the time egg to halt time, replace Crono with the clone, and save Crono.

by dsleaz April 25, 2009

eager eggs

1. A mis-pronunciation of the word "Easter Eggs", but later adapted to mean a "surprise" left by an individual.

2. Any object

1.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.

2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.

by Kelly P May 8, 2007

egg layer

A woman, with a huge bum and skinny legs.
Who also happens to waddle because of her funny shape.

Omg look at that egg layer, I wonder how many she's popped out!

by hello gorgeous October 4, 2008

Caught The Egg

This phrase can be used an any situation where one individual is victorious by a great margin.

Example: (Imagine two Kimbo Slice fighting richard simmons) "Kimbo kicked his ass...hey richard simmons, you Caught The Egg bitch!"

by Eddy Edward December 22, 2008

barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.

Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!

by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013