Thirsty Ass Dudes

Guys who continue to contact a girl after being repeatedly told they are not wanted.

Guy: Hey! :) you didn't text back yesterday, i'm sure your phone was dead. it's okay! what's up?
Girl: I told you yesterday, I DIED. Stop texting me!!
Guy: Okay, i'll text you later :)
Girl's Friend: Ugh, thirsty ass dudes. Smh.

by Smart@$$girl December 11, 2011

slippery tube dude

A common internet name for the snake

its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle

Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude

by Hater67876 May 14, 2019

Big-little dude

A person short in stature who also has a a very muscular physique.

Person one: He is only 5' 5" but his muscles are huge

Person two: That is a big-little dude

by big lil dude April 30, 2010

Jimmy two dudes

The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.

Come here Jimmy two shoes you’re about to be Jimmy two dudes

by #FuckJimShumakers Blownout Ass August 05, 2022

dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls

enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking

by dudeimthinking August 19, 2020

Junk Food Dude

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.

That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude

by brucelives October 30, 2015

All the young dudes

Carriers of the news. They are a mean team and they can love.

Jokes aside, it's a song written by David Bowie but it's most famous version is of Mott the Hoople.

Oh, brother, you've guessed, I'm a dude, dad
All the young dudes (Hey, dudes!)
Carry the news (Where are you?)
Boogaloo dudes (Stand up, come on!)
Carry the news

by wolfstar's child indeed March 06, 2021