Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a geeky guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called a slur.

Example #1

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a lil geeky shiesty ass dork.

Example #2

Guy 1: honestly, if I got robbed by Urkel, I'd be depressed for life
Guy 2: I wouldn't blame you, I would too if I got robbed by a shiesty ass dork

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

lady of darkness

the one who walks the night defining all odds creating her own rules to cause every lady of darkness has a lady of light, she will do anything to do what is needed

tommy-" you know how she is right "
luke- " yea, she is like a lady of darkness"
tommy - " you heard what she did "
luke- " what "
tommy- " she killed him"

by weeeeeethatbiitchhh May 4, 2024

Light and Darkness Theory

The metaphysical framework positing that Light and Darkness are not merely metaphors for good and evil but cosmic principles—fundamental forces or aspects of reality that interplay in all existence. Light represents manifestation, form, clarity, differentiation; Darkness represents potential, formlessness, mystery, unity. Neither is good or evil; both are necessary. Creation is the interplay of Light and Darkness—Light giving form to what Darkness contains, Darkness receiving back what Light has formed. Destruction is the return—forms dissolving back into Darkness, Light withdrawing. In Light and Darkness Theory, spiritual growth is not about choosing Light over Darkness but about learning to dance with both—to manifest clearly while remaining grounded in mystery, to embrace form without losing touch with formlessness. The goal is not to escape Darkness but to integrate it, not to become pure Light but to become whole.

Example: "She'd always feared her own darkness—her anger, her grief, her shadow. Light and Darkness Theory taught her that darkness was not enemy but ground, not evil but depth. Her anger was energy; her grief was love with nowhere to go. She learned to dance with her darkness, not fight it, and found herself more whole. Light needed dark; she needed both."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024