Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.

Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease

by Freshdumb December 23, 2019

Bagnasarian Disease

Where the anus becomes enlarged and inflamed, so enlarged and inflamed that it eventually encompasses the whole personality and being, in other words the individual turns into a complete asshole.

when you think about it, every person knows someone that has bagnasarian disease in their bloody life, unfortunately it can be contagious.

by asvpHoy3 July 3, 2014

Zebra Disease

When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease

Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid

by A Sassy Gentlemen Called Ray May 29, 2022

Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.

Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!

by Brandon Zheng April 26, 2011

Blake disease

A person named Blake who is a douchebag and mean and when u try to be mean he just gets mad and blocks you

I think he suffers from Blake disease

by Ovenormitts February 20, 2019