Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023

Mink Disease

When someone or a large group of people cut their hair very short unexpectedly, usually used to describe a random wave of boys all getting the same haircut.

“Dude, mink disease is spreading like wildfire!”
“I know right, I can’t believe so many people are getting mink”

by Indonesian Sauce Website May 14, 2024

Hayes Yau Disease

Symptoms:
-Act like a dog
-Act like Hayes Yau
-Extremely unathletic
-Has 2999 girlfriends

To be, or not to be have Hayes Yau Disease, that is the question

by Tomat5ooooo October 10, 2023

Musa disease

Any STD that Musa has (like all of them). Because Musa is always sleeping with men.

An example of a Musa Disease is Syphillis. Some other examples are: AIDS, Monkeypox and Herpes

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

flower petal disease

Flower Petal disease is very similar to Hanahaki disease, but different at the same time, Flower Petal Disease is formed from one sided love through a successful relationship one person thought was working through the relationship, the other person who pretended to love the other person would be mean through the relationship, the one feeling success in the relationship will eventually break after the other breaks up with them, causing flower petal disease, commonly the flowers or petals that will be coughed up will be the person who has it, will be their favorite flower, more uncommon flowers would be the others favorite flower, Flower petal disease can be removed from surgery but can commonly fail because of where the disease is started, commonly in the brain other times in the heart, Flower petal disease will not kill you unless it comes to more and more where you can control it in day but not at night, one day without the petals coming out will make the next day worse, commonly those who have it will wear masks so they do not have to worry about going into a restroom or find a trash can to dispose of the flower petals til later

Definition/define:
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship

2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day

Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship

by eggs_cosplays July 28, 2020

Kirkinson’s Disease

A Diesase with symptoms such as clingy ness, love, affection, extra attention. Usually start to show after spending quality time with a great man name Kirk. Symptoms usually escalate after intercourse.

She all over yo..she must got Kirkinson’s Disease

by Jazzo.La June 20, 2019