cracker barrel crying

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma

Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying

by Moeriah March 25, 2020

It's all graham crackers

An ok life. just getting through life to get through it. not really bad but not really good either

Person A: hey man, how's life going?
Person B: eh, it's all graham crackers right now

by Thoraxtheimpaler February 24, 2009

avocado cracker vagina

the opposite of guacamole nigga penis

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina

by weenie suck February 22, 2019

Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Super cracker

Ultra liberal white person who invents charges of racism against any person, any race or orientation.

The super crackers went after the college professor for his conservative views leveling charges of racism to get him removed.

by Rlmacdoggle April 9, 2019

Cracker Jack Box

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.

Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)

by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016

Cracker Side Nacker

An Atlanta area gang started in 2004, representing the predominantly white area of east Atlanta known as Morningside and Virginia Highlands. The members recognize each other through the use of a hand sign in the form of a 'W' and wearing red and white clothes. The gang consists of all white members and takes pride in white heritage.

Yo them Cracker Side Nackers be rollin too deep for 220 to fuck with.

by Lil Wizard February 28, 2005