what you listen when u would like to listen to sum smooth country but need to get hype up. sum good jams for this is sandy back allies, bitches in the boots, ripped jeans in New York, scruffy blunt
friend:man I want some country
friend 2:noo I want sum ting lit
me: what y'all need is some country rap hype beast
friend 2:noo I want sum ting lit
me: what y'all need is some country rap hype beast
by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019
Get the country rap hype beastmug. A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”
“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
Get the Chlamydia Countrymug. Country off the coast of Oregon
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702
by Micheal Jackson man September 7, 2021
Get the The Country of Oregonmug. by Jorriborri May 15, 2023
Get the Country Wytskemug. by aa375294 September 9, 2025
Get the Cross Countrymug. The largest country music festival in the world, also the easiest place to get laid in North America. Its a Redneck Paradise. Biggest craziest party on earth. Four days without any sleep, nothing but country music, beer, trucks, hot women and Mud!
"Hey man are you going to the Craven Country Jamboree this year?" "Hell Yeah! I fucked four bitches in one day there last year"
by bcpr162 September 3, 2013
Get the Craven Country Jamboreemug. Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.
As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."
by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024
Get the Bro-Countrymug.