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"Broken Heart" Card

1. Noun
An excuse one uses when entering a new relationship that leads to the one who possesses the card to not trust the unsuspecting potential mate. This excuse is usually due to past heartache.

See lyrics for: "Damaged" by Danity Kane
Matt: Julie doesn't wanna be with me.
Mike: Why?
Matt: 'Cause after whathisface hurt her feelings she's been playing the "Broken Heart" Card.
by amyfishhouse June 10, 2008
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Broken At The Bottom

When someone is feeling too lazy to do something.
1. "I can't be bothered to walk down these stairs, i'll just fall and be broken at the bottom."
2. "Man, I'm feeling too broken at the bottom to go out tonight."
by KatiieRebecca June 22, 2009
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brokeback week

When you come back from a vacation and you have no money, since you had the entire previous week off from work. The week that ensues is your brokeback week.
Kevin just got back from his vacation and since he didnt work at all while he was away, he's broke. Guess hes gonna deal with a brokeback week!
by thehoserx July 29, 2009
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Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.
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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010
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brokeback backseat

When two guys share a back seat, in a car cause there is no more room! But only counts if you are wearing cowboy hats ;)
hey, ready to "brokeback backseat" it boys" ?
by Knife Artist May 10, 2010
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Brokeback Gorilla

Your when describing a buff black man that's straight but acts gay so often that you're not sure if they are gay.
Random black guy grabs your ass in the hallway.
Grabee goes into class and says: nigga i just got my ass grabbed by that Brokeback Gorilla dating those three girls at the same time.
by Macadocious12344 August 3, 2011
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Brokeback Burger

A hunk of meat between two firm buns. Often confused with anal sex.
Ethan: What did you do last night?

Klaudia: I had a delicious Brokeback Burger with Kyle.

Ethan: But you're only 14.

Klaudia: What are you talking about? Go look at Brokeback Burger on the Urban Dictionary to find out what it means you uneducated swine.
by spork19 April 26, 2014
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