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Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
by TulipKitten November 1, 2021
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sushi bed

Two Asians dudes doing a white girl.
So Chung and I had a sushi bed with Becka.
by WeMakeStuff December 1, 2017
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bed

my bed is freakin *lit*, man
by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 December 26, 2021
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To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
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Going To Bed

by Bedtime123 July 2, 2019
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Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020
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Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room
they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door
by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022
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