Bacon of the Sea (BOTS)

A very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other's productivity. Name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea...

Damn dude, Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour. I couldn't get shit done...

It is preferred to use the acronym as it is easier to say than the full blown words.

by Bots harpooner, arrrrrrrr... August 18, 2008

I smell bacon!

you say this when you see da pigs a.k.a 50 a.k.a fat doughnut eating dudes that chase yo ass like you stole they're coffee so the can put u away

1. driving down the street u see cops "I smell bacon!"

2. Ur about to get busted and ur homies yell "i smell bacon!"

by GI70ST January 20, 2009

sweet pepper bacon

when you eat out a fuck hole that is infested with crabs

Man I was muff diving on sally when I looked down and saw that she had sweet pepper bacon.

by marmot 11 April 22, 2006

Sideways Bacon Smile

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)

His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.

by The Womb Ferret July 26, 2006

Tofu Bacon

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008

Bringing Home The Bacon

1) Literally Bringing home the bacon
2) making a lot of money
3) having hot steamy sex.

1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"

2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"

3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"

Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."

by hockey=love September 25, 2009

Bacon Double Cheeseburger

One of the best post drinking session treats

Made by the good people at Burger King™

Basically a double burger with bacon strips and it is'nt ruined by putting on too many vegetables and mayo like a Big Mac™

Do you want another drink?
No, lets go to Burger King™ cause i really fancy a Bacon Double Cheeseburger

by David81 April 2, 2006