Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.

My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water

by cockman2 April 29, 2024

Austin Baird

The art of eating pussy on your knees

Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl

BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night

Noah: Thats sick asf

by Guccin Mane April 29, 2024

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin maple

This is a very fun loving person. He is a bis silly and naughty but he is a good friend. He really knows how to bring out the sigma in me and all of his peers. He is great at greening out off pens because he is a stupid cunt.he loves his cat and has sexual intentions with orsen.

“Austin maple you daft cunt” says mr faggot

by Pussyjucedrinker420 May 13, 2024

Austin Massey

Coolest guy in the world

Austin Massey is the coolest guy in the world

by Qadfdsf May 20, 2024

Natasha Austin

The hottest, baddest ass woman in the downtown Austin area.. And when she is with Mark Walsh there is nothing that can top them. At wobble Wednesday is where they shine

Natasha Austin is so perfect.

by The scholarly crack head May 29, 2024