Nasty Nardoe

The sexual act of using grape jelly, a strawberry condom and a night full of regrets.

Misty got nasty nardoed last night, she smells wonderful but it's gonna take days to get that jelly out.

by NastyNardoe January 22, 2017

nasty old hag

my grandmother

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!

by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023

nasty kebab

Female lady parts... that are nasty...

She has a nasty kebab

by Nastykebab January 22, 2018

A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.

" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."

by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024

booboo nasty

nasty ahh smell
super gross

it be booboo nasty up in that bathroom bro

by BENCHES_MAD October 3, 2023

nasty lime

Nasty lime is the feeling when you feel something down your spine and you dont know why.

When Billy was walking down the hallway he got a nasty lime

by Nastylime October 16, 2020

lake nasties

Unknown creature in South Holston lake in East Tennessee. Lake nasties nibble on legs and toes. A lake nasties nibble feels uniquely different than that of the fish or other creatures living in the lake. Could possibly be some sort of mutated sewage beast.

Swaddley Ho used to have a penis before it was eaten by lake nasties.

by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004