a 26 year old frat boy who still thinks he's in college. was dissed by hoodie allen which actually ended his career, just like the tommy john surgery he had ended his baseball career as well. thinks he is better than everyone. no one knows of mike stud because he is a nobody. regularly hooks up with underage girls. even though he was a pitcher he is very good at catching feelings. mike often resorts to sports references when trying to think of a comeback.
bob: who is mike stud?
everyone: *cricket noises*
mike stud studd hoodie allen baseball tommy crickets
everyone: *cricket noises*
mike stud studd hoodie allen baseball tommy crickets
by thatniggaaaaaaaa July 10, 2014
Get the mike studmug. student 1-Wow, why is Jennifer hanging from that tree upside down covered in flaglefluff?
student 2-Oh, dude she was Mike Leached because she didn't tie her shoes fast enough.
student 2-Oh, dude she was Mike Leached because she didn't tie her shoes fast enough.
by mcnarley5 January 1, 2010
Get the Mike Leachedmug. by Bachelor Dan October 30, 2013
Get the mike-friendlymug. a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.
by penisbuttaidsass October 6, 2019
Get the mike’s rumorsmug. The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)
Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.
by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019
Get the Mike Cocksmug. by Winderbourne January 23, 2021
Get the Mike Portnoymug. A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021
Get the Dirty Mikemug.