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YouTube job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch YouTube without fear of repercussions.
I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turning into a YouTube job.
by Invictus912 October 12, 2018
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YouTube

The reason I don't go outside, and the reason the DMCA exists and sucks at existing
Guy: YouTube has a crap copyright law. I hate the DMCA, I liked it when I was homeless, I quit my job

Boss: dude you're a fucking panda
by StarKirbo February 28, 2021
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3d youtube firearm 5

Ammunition for 3d youtube firearm 1,2,3

Materials:
- Heavy paper (such as cardstock or construction paper)
- Scissors
- Ruler
- Pen or pencil
- Glue or tape
- Shotshell crimping tool (optional)

Instructions:

1. Cut a rectangular piece of heavy paper that is approximately 4 inches long and 2 inches wide. This will be the body of the shell.

2. Fold the paper in half lengthwise, creasing it firmly. This will create a center line down the length of the paper.

3. Open the paper back up and draw a line across the center line, approximately 1/2 inch from one end of the paper. This will mark where the base of the shotshell will be.

4. Draw a line lengthwise down the center of the paper, starting at the base line and ending about 1/2 inch from the opposite end of the paper.

5. Fold the paper in half again along the center line, pressing firmly to create a sharp crease.

6. Fold the bottom end of the paper up along the base line, creating a bottom flap that is approximately 1/2 inch long.

7. Apply glue or tape to the top edge of the bottom flap, and press the two sides of the paper together to form a tube. Hold the paper in place until the glue or tape dries.

8. Fill the tube with the desired amount of shot.

9. Cut a circular piece of paper that is slightly larger in diameter than the open end of the tube. This will be the top wad.

10. Place the top wad over the open end of the tube, and press it down firmly to create a seal.
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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YouTube

A place for fangirls (Phangirls) to live out their dreams by shipping people who will never be together, and to watch shitty people do shitty things
OMG I'm a basic white bitch and I ship PHAN on youtube
by shayrocks456 December 10, 2016
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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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The YouTubes

A way to say white people.

For example.. white can be shortened to “yt”, which is also another way for saying YouTube.
The YouTubes are not oppressed
by Go_offqueen456 June 15, 2022
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youtube

A web-site where no one gives a shit about GOOD CONTENT and instead cares more about being "FAMILY FRIENDLY".
Susan works at "YOUTUBE".
by javierrr-.- November 6, 2020
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