verbal agreement woman

a derivative and female version of the "yes man", or one who is an a) pushover, b) person of unquestioning obedience, c) accepts the leadership of another (this can carry very sexual connotations, if you wish to go that far), and who is therefore very easily "taken advantage of". Interestingly, both the "yes man" and "verbal agreement woman" have no problem displaying their overzealously submissive natures if driven absolutely gaga by someone of the opposite sex who places much less effort on them.

Paula is such a verbal agreement woman...if she's sprung on a nigga he can say "jump on that" and she's already on it before he tells her how!

by BellaVoce February 4, 2010

There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013

Inner Sassy Black Woman

The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.

Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire August 4, 2008

Good Looking Woman Disease

A disease that is prevalent in good looking women as a result of getting used to men doing things for them. The disease makes them lazy, gives them a sense of always expecting guys to do things for them, and a sense of knowing they can get away with inappropriate behavior. The disease also causes them to act inconsiderate to men since they know they can get away with it because of their looks.

Every girl at work spends one hour every Friday afternoon to write up their weekly report except Lisa. Any of the guys at work are glad to do it for her since she is so good looking. She know she will never have to write the report because she has Good Looking Woman Disease.

Jodi, who has Good Looking Woman Disease, got an A on the group project although she didn't do any of the work. Tom, Brian, and Tim asked her to be in their group because she is good looking and they did her share of the work.

Tammy was 30 minutes late for her date. She has Good Looking Woman disease and does not respect people's time.

by G Chan March 31, 2009

Disarming White Woman Tears

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

by c. jarelle October 16, 2008

Mr. Sister Woman's Sister

Also known as Caroline, but commonly known as Mr. Sister Woman's Sister, The assistant manager of the Mr. Sister woman Religion (advises Mr. Sister Woman on who should or should not be in the Mr. Sister Woman Religion, etc.) (Mr. Sister Woman being the superior being to all living things on earth) Mr. Sister Woman's sister is generally a very fun and energetic person. Could be considered the second most superior human on earth.

Mr. Sister Woman's Sister rejected Pierce into the Mr. Sister Woman Religion!

by Chickindude June 20, 2021

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.

HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.

by 2cool4u October 12, 2004