Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 04, 2020

squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.

Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.

by squirrelnibbler2011 August 16, 2011

shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.

Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.

by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017

ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts

Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.

by RosePearlBanterBoy November 11, 2015

The Montenegro Squirrel

The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises

"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"

by Saulman500 May 11, 2024

Squirrel fart

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness

For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart

by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020