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Sugar Zombie

What you turn in to when you've had too much sugar but feel like you need more to live.
Symptoms include: Hugging strangers, moaning loudly and laughing at inanimate objects.
We had so much sugar at the sleepover, we turned into sugar zombies. You wouldn't happen to have any sweets, would you?
by popcornpsychic August 17, 2011
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Zombie Marker

Guy#1: Where's my marker?

Guy#2: I think it became a zombie marker.
by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022
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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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zombie energy

When you go throughout your life with little or no interest in everything and have little enthusiasm. These people typically talk in a monotone voice.
Person 1: why do you always seem tired?
Person 2: because I have zombie energy.
by slanemain August 11, 2019
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zombie philanthropy

A will written in such a way that the dead person donates a substantial amount of money to a charitable trust in a way that shapes the world according the dead persons conditions.
The billionaires have invented zombie philanthropy to assure that their bad ideas in life continue to be funded long after they are gone.
by mlhiss June 26, 2020
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Zombie

A person who J-walks in the night. Usually durring Sundance.
I almost hit one of those fucking zombies, fuckin tourists.
by Peter A. Raquat December 18, 2009
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Zombie fire

It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
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