by anonymous February 23, 2021

A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)
Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster
I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster
I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster
by Mister Noodle June 3, 2022

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.
by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

1) To keep silent.
2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.
Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.
2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.
Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.
1) Dad: Mum's the word.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*
2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."
3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*
2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."
3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.
by コトリー September 12, 2014

by Vice bio March 19, 2019
