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Ur Mum

When a salty kid on any game platform or in rl has no comebacks and is probably very special.
You: Bruh get that outta the game ur so bad even god couldnt submit.
Him: SHUTUP, UR MUM!!
by anonymous February 23, 2021
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Mum-dumpster

A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)
Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster

I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster
by Mister Noodle June 3, 2022
mugGet the Mum-dumpstermug.

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.
Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!
by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021
mugGet the Mums and Tulipsmug.

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her
Omg that sassys mum
by Sassys mum January 27, 2022
mugGet the Sassys mummug.

Mum

1) To keep silent.

2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.

3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.

Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.
1) Dad: Mum's the word.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*

2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."

3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.
by コトリー September 12, 2014
mugGet the Mummug.

Ar mum gay

When gay porn roast you dont know what to say
by Vice bio March 19, 2019
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Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid
Ye ya mum
by Ya dad June 23, 2018
mugGet the Ya mummug.

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