by Clappedchild March 10, 2019
Get the Clappedmug. Sexual intercourse with the flanges.
by ChanceD April 10, 2021
Get the Finger-clappedmug. When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
Get the Albuquerque ass clapmug. The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
Get the Clapping Clamsmug. by RespectTheDripKaren April 16, 2021
Get the clappedmug. Bro that girl just spat all over my face, she’s clapped.
That homeless guy tried touching me bro. He is fucking clapped bro.
Oh my days, Erica is a clapped looking girl.
That homeless guy tried touching me bro. He is fucking clapped bro.
Oh my days, Erica is a clapped looking girl.
by Clap February 7, 2019
Get the Clappedmug.