Ur drunk go home

Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed

Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?

The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-

Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.

Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
by Jim Bond December 18, 2022
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Media West Home Video

a dark logo with worldvision music
I am scared of Media West Home Video.
by Media West Home Video March 23, 2021
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No we have food at home

When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.
You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?

Mom: No we have food at home
by Yeetus_beligus November 10, 2019
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Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins

A Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins is when an individual runs out of toilet paper and instead of just going and getting some more decides to cut up a t-shirt and use that instead.
Person 1: Hey man how was taking that shit?

Person 2: I ran out of toilet paper and had to do a Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins.

Person 1: That's gross man, next time make sure you re not out of toilet paper
by OX Blood August 05, 2009
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Kevin Millar Home Run

A "home run" hit about 20 feet foul of the left field pole.
"Dude I was way ahead of that fastball and cranked it for a Kevin Millar Home Run."
by Kevin Millar's KFC AD March 08, 2009
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Home Grown Meme Farmer

A Home Grown Meme Farmer is when a individual makes any memes, and s/he carefully makes sure that the memes are well done. S/he later takes the memes and takes second looks at them to see if any errors are there, and if not.... The Home Grown Meme Farmer would pack and ship his/her memes and starts a new fresh baked batch...........
Jack: You know Ryan? That kid who sits at the computer?

Lada: Yeah..... He's a Home Grown Meme Farmer, makes batches for everyone.......
by The Home Grown Meme Farmer February 02, 2017
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dust off home plate

After engaging in sexual acts... the cleaning up of the love juices. Dusting off home plate.
Man, last night was so good, I definitely needed to dust off home plate as soon as we were done.
by Cataschism April 30, 2005
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