Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed
by Ljhnh September 24, 2017
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squirreled

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them
damn, that girl just squirreled my shit
by dylan_stask March 25, 2023
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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.
Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.
by Lefucktard November 17, 2015
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squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
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squirrel jones

squirrel jones is my god
by jammypop April 10, 2017
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