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soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.
Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.
by llamacroft October 13, 2014
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Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
by Teleutaia February 20, 2010
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soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.
Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.
by jjslozz April 26, 2016
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Eating soft rice

Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.
Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"

" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"
by Danes November 28, 2023
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Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

A worldview combining soft atheism (Lack of belief in deities without asserting their impossibility) agnosticism (acknowledging uncertainty about ultimate truths), and Hellenistic influence (drawing on classical Greek philosophy, rational inquiry, and humanistic values).
I identify as a Soft-Agonistic Hellenist
by jhe gfiusjhzk ejuvtwsiuzdgfiya September 24, 2025
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Soft

A Benson-ism

Verb
To gently and soothingly rub a person's body part beginning with the nails in one direction and the tips of this fingers in the other.
James "softed" Sam's arm to calm her down and help her fall asleep
by SammiBlove May 22, 2018
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Soft Fan

A fan who doesn’t have a team but cheers for the one closest to him
Gary is a soft fan dude likes the San Jose sharks but he’s from Portland.
by OOJack91 January 30, 2021
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