River

A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it

For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream

by Libra lifewhatchurback October 30, 2019

River

can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 07, 2023

River

Cloud based streaming service.

Rain is just one of the steps in the cloud based streaming service we call rivers. .

by philosoaper June 17, 2021

River

River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Bunda

road

Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"

by RiverO'shea August 10, 2023

River

Their the greatest most loving best friend you'll ever have so if you meet a river make sure to keep them because there always gonna be by your side for life

Girl: omg who's that?!
Me: oh that's river my best friend

Girl: woah you got so lucky to know a river!

by Howshushing_face December 23, 2021

Rivers

Rivers is a kind boy who cares a lot about other people and will always spare his own pain over a friends pain.
If you know a Rivers think yourself lucky that you have someone who cares about you so much.

Me:"Rivers is sutch a great friend"
Other person:"I know,he's so nice"

by Happy words May 31, 2019

River

River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.

River is the sweetest kid around

I love River he's so fun!

by BussinChicken November 23, 2021