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Dirty Pocket

The act of performing sexual intercourse by thrusting ones member into the armpit of ones sexual partner, mimicking the feeling of a very tight, yet stinky vah jay jay.
My girl was on her period, and she doesnt do anal, so we did it in the dirty pocket instead.

anal definition #7
by UNdRCvR LvR September 9, 2010
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Phipple Pocket

Vague. Nonspecific.

You can pretty much say that anyone doing anything is being "Phipple Pocket". What you're doing right now is really f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you. If you were doing the opposite of whatever you're doing now that would also happen to be very f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you.
(Phil driving his car) - What a Phipple Pocket that guy is!

(Quinn is wasted) - She is such a Phipple Pocket...

(Brian wearing khakis) - Do you see that Phipple Pocket over there?
Smack it, flip it, Phipple Pocket, oh no!
by Bizz-natch September 9, 2009
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Pocket LSD

Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.

While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.

Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.

This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
by ya boy c dove February 8, 2013
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Pocket Profit

The money/change you find in your wallet, purse, pocket or even handbag that you forgot you had.

Money you have discounted as spent but is still in your possession.

Seems like an addition to your wealth when rediscovered.
Hey man hows your day going?

Pretty good just made £5 pocket profit :D
by Huuyi January 21, 2010
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Play in the pocket

Staying tight within the groove
"Man, John Bonham really knew how to play in the pocket, especially on Rock & Roll!"
by alfalfajones January 18, 2012
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Pockets on bodybuilder

Lil Wayne's pockets used to be overstuffed like the comedian Bruce Bruce...
i.e. I get big bucks, pockets on Bruce Bruce (Bill Gates by Lil Wayne)

But his pockets have currently undergone an intense exercise routine under the supervision of his money...
i.e. Yeah, with a swag you would kill for,
Money too strong, pockets on bodybuilder.
(6 foot, 7 foot by Lil Wayne)
Man, Lil Wayne's pockets must be so fat after all the air time he's been getting on the radio lately.
No way man, his pockets have been working overtime, those pockets on bodybuilder.
by RyanMurphey4Life May 14, 2011
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pocket trap

When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making you look like a right tosser.
Guy #1: Oh shit, I got pocket trapped on my date last night.

Guy #2: Epic fail.
by VampireFriends January 17, 2009
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