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Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.
robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit
by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009
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puckle pockets

The smaller pocket inside of another pocket, usually used for change.
Excuse me, ma'am? Do hose jeans come with puckle pockets? No? No thanks then.
by doodahdoodoo August 22, 2008
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Face Pocket

Another word for your mouth, which is specifically used for blowjobs.
Amanda: "Shut your face pocket!"

Alan: "Dude, Holly totally let me put it in her face pocket last night!"
Steve: "Yeah, man! High five!"
by Laurizzlebeingdirty September 29, 2011
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Pocket The Worth

To profit from something, or trun goods into quick cash
To sell an item for profit, usally small and stolen.
(Car Stereos & other Electronics, CDs & DVDs, Jewelry, Etc.) Often done by a Bum, Crackhead, or Hood Nigga
Or, to profit off of a job or task.

Aslo, to Pocket (Your, His/Her, Their) Worth, to kill someone for profit.
"I had to save up to buy the watch that guy stole, but he don't give a fuck, he's just gonna pocket the worth!"

"I don't need this shit anymore, so I'm gonna take it to the pawn shop and pocket the worth."

"I worked my ass of this week, but I'm gonna pocket the worth, it's cool."

"I heard there's a $20,000 hit on his head, let's take him out, and pocket his worth!"
by JGSR October 2, 2007
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lonely pockets

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.
I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.
by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007
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Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.
Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.
by ladyzoe December 27, 2016
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Pocket LSD

Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.

While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.

Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.

This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
by ya boy c dove February 8, 2013
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