hit the gritty

When you are having sex at the beach and get gritty sand in the sex receptacle. But, you get horney and want to hump again so you hit the gritty.

After beach sex; I was still horney so I hit the gritty.

by WelpToo October 26, 2022

Hit the couch

As in "to hit the couch", to be banished to the couch due to a lapse of memory or otherwise infuriating action that annoys one's partner.

Josh very nearly hit the couch when it took him a couple tries to get his anniversary date correct.

by Smiley7o9 March 26, 2010

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005

hit the mark

puttin your dick in the pussy for the first time

"i hit the mark boys!"

by fentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 23, 2019

hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007

Hit the Yak

To do the best, full send, to commit

Jerry I’m going to hit the yak today l

by Sid Squid November 27, 2018

Hitting a lick

Originated as the meaning “robbing a liquor store”, but has been gentrified on tiktok by eboys to the point where it means stealing a bag of chips from the vending machine.

Dally got popped like 5 times yesterday after hitting a lick

by Coco-onthe-LoLo September 17, 2021