hit the gritty

When you are having sex at the beach and get gritty sand in the sex receptacle. But, you get horney and want to hump again so you hit the gritty.

After beach sex; I was still horney so I hit the gritty.

by WelpToo October 26, 2022

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005

Hit the couch

As in "to hit the couch", to be banished to the couch due to a lapse of memory or otherwise infuriating action that annoys one's partner.

Josh very nearly hit the couch when it took him a couple tries to get his anniversary date correct.

by Smiley7o9 March 26, 2010

hit the mark

puttin your dick in the pussy for the first time

"i hit the mark boys!"

by fentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 23, 2019

hit the rug

(to) hit the rug,
To pray.
Usually on a prayer rug, in a prostrated position. ( see (to) prostrate ).

The prayer style of the Muslims is to hit the rug five times a day.

by Killossal July 28, 2017

hit the gooch

to go home

Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"

Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."

by speeeeze January 26, 2011

hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007