the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

jumping johnny

Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.

Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".

by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019

Johnny

Someone that gets no bitches

You really remind me of johnny.

by Picatchuisesuou January 13, 2023

Johnny Depp creepy

When one is creepy and pedophile-like. Originated from the movie Into The Woods

"He's creepy. I mean, not like Johnny Depp creepy, but..."

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018

Johnny

Usually purple mouth, throwing own lock bets once speaking tongues.

Johnny is speaking Hebrew and just said cowboys -14

by dairyDj November 22, 2021