nigger speed

The absolute slowest possible speed at which a black person can operate to appear busy at all times and still have absolutely nothing accomplished at the end of the day.

The speed at which the majority of them coloured employees operate so as to drive the hard working white folk to the insanity plea.

white man #1 - Hey, where is Cora, we are getting really busy here.

white man #2 We may as well do it ourselves, she's working at nigger speed again.

by lastwhitemanstanding August 9, 2008

nigger job

When any job is performed very poorly that it almost seems it had to be done by a nigger.

Look at the nigger job performed on my car. It is gonna fall apart any second.

by rocksteady!! February 6, 2008

nigger sweep

While driving on a freeway, you cross several lanes of traffic at once, because you are about to miss your intended exit. Usually happens without warning, without blinkers by minorities.

"Hey Tedd, look at that moron attempting a "nigger sweep", he nearly killed that family full of fat asses in the grocery getter!"

by Olde Golde 800 September 23, 2005

nigger move

Being a free rider in a situation

Mike: I'm going to the dining hall do you want to come?
Jimmy: No i'm going to sit on the couch and watch TV but can you bring me back some food?
Mike: That's a nigger move dude

by M snaggs May 12, 2008

Nigger eye

While smoking marijuana, the smoker receives a large amount of smoke in their eyes causing serve pain and redness.

AHHH FUCK, NIGGER EYE!!!!

by Sippycup Dancer November 24, 2010

Nigger Compliment

The act of giving someone a compliment on something that ordinary people deal with because they are things that need to be done. Like Chris Rock says, "Nigga's always trying to take credit for some shit that other motherfuckers do as a normal part of life. "I take care of my kids!" "You're supposed to take your kids you underachieving son of a bitch!" " I ain't NEVER been to jail!" "You ain't SUPPOSED to go to jail!"

Ashley: Hey, what are you doing?
Dave: Paying my bills online...
Ashley: That's good you're taking care of your stuff...
Dave: Ugh, you're giving me a nigger compliment...

by Yelhsa N. February 7, 2010

Alabama Nigger

A black (possibly enslaved man) that is from Alabama, U.S.

Hey. I heard Jammar's dad is an Alabama nigger.

by iFukdUrMuM August 29, 2016