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Pizza Nerd

An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.

It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!

Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010
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Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
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nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)
by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008
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Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"
Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
by Art Mofo July 9, 2009
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Raunchy Nerd

a raunchy guy who is a nerd... basically this guy is a nerd but a big time raunchy....
a guy who is a surgeon doing stem cell research n at the same time goes to strip clubs n hires hooker is a raunchy nerd...

a guy who want to watch the 'decisions that shook the world dvd' and read macbeth play on thanks givng break n plans of a raunchy date with an ethnic woman is a big time raunchy nerd...
by zimboflyer November 28, 2009
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Jack the nerd

Jack is known for being a extreme nerd for school,mute most of his time when he does gets a mic he screams "SOUND"
into the mic causing all of our ears to bleed of his terrible voice,jack is also known for having millions of acne on he big forehead that any can notice,terrible at any game he plays.
you know jack the nerd
no

good you dont want to know about him
yes
by Aredpigeon October 26, 2019
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Nerd Meister

a person who is so smart and so nerdy they actually tutor another smart nerdy person
"Wow that guy is such a Nerd Meister, hes tutoring that girl, shes already a genius"
by shmilton November 30, 2009
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