Pizza Nerd

An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.

It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!

Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.

BEWARE OF THE PIZZA NERDS! D:

by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010

Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.

boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"

by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010

Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"

Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?

by Art Mofo July 9, 2009

nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)

NERD JACKED! NERD DROP!

by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008

nerd gland

The gland of a human that stores all information that is considered nerdy.

"The great Cataclysm may be at an end, but the power of the dragon aspects will always live with you here *points towards the nerd gland*"

by looktokid November 6, 2012

Nerd Duel

A common way of settling disputes (usually over obscure and trivial facts) between nerds. Each nerd is entitled to a Second, who will watch the battle with a phone at the ready. The two nerds will argue their points using their expansive knowledge of random facts, and the best nerd will win. If they come to a standstill, the Seconds will fact-check/research using their phones and assist their partners.

A: Star Trek is clearly superior to Star Wars.
B: No way! Star Wars is without a doubt better.
A: Is that so? Nerd duel!!

by SchoonerLooner July 10, 2016

Nerd Herd

A group of people that are exceedingly smarter than others and is always picked on, especially in high school

Martin: Hey lookie here the Nerd Herd

Nerd Herd: Please don't do anything to us because scientifically...
Martin: Don't give me that jizz

Martin: And shut up!!!

by damnnose July 1, 2018