A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
by cole:) May 25, 2020
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Person 1: "Oh, have you seen there was a person who helped a fan who was struggling?"
Person 2: "Yes, it must of been Noah Schnapp
Person 2: "Yes, it must of been Noah Schnapp
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He is a fun loving person who loves music,family and friends but holy fuck buddy gets played like a motherfucker straight up as soon as he thinks he found the one he does something to fuck it up imma leave it at that (p.s. buddy’s gotta python)
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Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.
Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.
She was in the kitchen for 20 minutes, and this pot is STILL dirty? What a Noah.
You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.
Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?
We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!
You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.
Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?
We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!
by K-k-k-Karen;) June 8, 2020
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