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Pizza Nerd

An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.

It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!

Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010
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Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
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Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"
Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
by Art Mofo July 9, 2009
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nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)
by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008
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multi-nerding

Engaging in more than one nerd -like activity at a time.
Logan: The other day I was watching anime while playing World of Warcraft, and wearing a binary watch.

Rogue: Wow, you were multi-nerding!
by Princess Happy March 8, 2008
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Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.
He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait
by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020
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Book Nerd

Someone who is obviously a huge nerd.

No doubt about it.

Their favorite book is probably something like Lord of The Rings.
That girl is pretty hot but man is she a book nerd. She says she's not a nerd but her Elvish tattoo says otherwise
by YeaKevin June 24, 2019
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