moron

a derogatory term someone might use to poke fun at or insult someone else's intelligence. Or, someone who looks up "moron" on urban dictionary.com instead of learning it in preschool/kindergarten

ahh you moron, you've buttered your last bread now!!
oh shit, that was a moron thing to do!

by Splasphemy October 16, 2023

Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 13, 2023

Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 17, 2023

Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.

I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.

by Handle Deez December 26, 2023

Maroon Splatoon

Period blood stain. Usually accidental

My period came at work and I soiled my bottoms, I had a Maroon Splatoon

by BookofKane January 8, 2024

Moron

Eamon Ryan is a complete moron

Eamon Ryan finished first in the world moron championship.

by Irelandisalostcause February 8, 2024

Moron

1. A particular social media content creator or "Influencer" that has millions of followers, of whom all are just as stupid as each other.

2. Absolutely Baffling, Laughable, Cringeworthy and/or Embarrassing to humankind for the Rest of us.

3. In urgent and serious need of a reality check.

NB. Initial idea credit Must go to a refreshing insta comment whoʻll hopefully run for Prime minister. We should all stop calling them Influencers...

"He/she/they ʻs an Influencer, u know making content"
"Oh e's a Moron, I gotcha."

Or
"That one is a Moron contender for sure".

Or
"What a waste of an education, to become one of those internet Morons!"
Or
"#moron"

by forgetmyheadifitwasntscrewedon December 1, 2023