mike stud

a 26 year old frat boy who still thinks he's in college. was dissed by hoodie allen which actually ended his career, just like the tommy john surgery he had ended his baseball career as well. thinks he is better than everyone. no one knows of mike stud because he is a nobody. regularly hooks up with underage girls. even though he was a pitcher he is very good at catching feelings. mike often resorts to sports references when trying to think of a comeback.

bob: who is mike stud?
everyone: *cricket noises*

mike stud studd hoodie allen baseball tommy crickets

by thatniggaaaaaaaa July 10, 2014

Mike Leached

To be mistreated in a physical manner by a team's coach or any authority figure.

student 1-Wow, why is Jennifer hanging from that tree upside down covered in flaglefluff?

student 2-Oh, dude she was Mike Leached because she didn't tie her shoes fast enough.

by mcnarley5 January 1, 2010

dropping the mike

Ending the conversation, at least your part of it

Gotta go, 'dropping the mike '

by Lpsbb December 10, 2016

mike’s rumors

a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.

bruh mike’s rumors are never true

by penisbuttaidsass October 6, 2019

mike-friendly

a gentleman's tea party.

Yo bro, is it going to be a rager?
Nah, gonna be mike-friendly.

by Bachelor Dan October 30, 2013

Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021