cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.
by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023
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Kitty cunt

Kitty cunt : a kinky female lesbian whom has a fetish’s dire for the male species to eat her Pussy leave her with an adrenaline rush
My gay best friend is a “kitty cunt”because she liked when my boyfriend ate her Pussy during out erotic threesome
by Fussy Dino arms August 20, 2019
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Princess Kitty

A rare name for a very innocent individual. She is the kind of gal who doesn't get any of her friends inappropriate jokes, let alone the Mean Girl references. Kitty likes to read, do good and school and will end up being crazy cat ladies when they grow up because that is the kind of people they are.
"Oh Princess Kitty... I made a joke and she just stared at me... I don't think she got it."
by -Friends forever, till the end February 08, 2017
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Kitty Flex

A kind of flex aiming to look cute and/or silly, similar to japanese cat motions.
goggle nyan and hope you find some girl acting like a cat? I can't really give a good example!
*kitty flex*
by Dannala January 08, 2011
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Kitty in a blanket

When you eat out a woman’s pussy without removing her yoga pants.
“Dude, did you see that babe in the yoga pants? I would totally eat that kitty in a blanket.”
by Krackhormgiggles June 01, 2018
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kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.
Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.
by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018
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