hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 4, 2023

kitty cat killer

Someone usually male who has a lot of sex.

I am a kitty cat killer.

by anonymous December 3, 2023

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

Cappin for Kitty

Hanging out with girls for no other reason than to get laid.

Person 1: "I hung out with four chicks today!"
Person 2: "Wow... you really went cappin for kitty instead of being with the boys."

by bartard_19 November 4, 2019

Hello kitty

GOD OF US ALL, TRULY SLAYS!

“LOOK ITS HELLO KITTY”

by Vtrecfrec January 21, 2023

Velcro Kitty

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)

My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024

kitty

Too cute \

better than potato

I like kitty they better than potato

by Kittybetterthanpotato May 17, 2021