When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

Jump in the pool together

When you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she's worth keeping forever.

Typical M fearlessly leaped while B cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.

by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 5, 2016

Extreme Bungee Jumping

When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.

After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.

by walkerrrrr10 February 19, 2020

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

Jump Back

Archaic: to get a divorce.

She jumped the broomstick with him, but I told her to jump back because I was in love with her.

by Huskie815 March 11, 2023

Helix Jump

An over used game for passing time in private christian school classes.

Hey what level are you on in helix jump?

by >;'( February 13, 2024